1) We don't clean the furniture with fruit
2) Don't throw the chicken (N.B. we were talking about a live chicken in this instance)
3) Yes, I'll get you some ketchup for your pizza
4) Peanut butter is not evil
5) Cheese and crackers really aren't a proper breakfast
6) So what if she got pizza sauce in her hair? She's still going to bed in 5 minutes!
I'm quite sure there's more. These are the ones that came to mind right after I said #3.