Saturday, September 06, 2008

A Collection: Things I Never Thought I Would Say (or would never have to say)

1) We don't clean the furniture with fruit

2) Don't throw the chicken (N.B. we were talking about a live chicken in this instance)

3) Yes, I'll get you some ketchup for your pizza

4) Peanut butter is not evil

5) Cheese and crackers really aren't a proper breakfast

6) So what if she got pizza sauce in her hair? She's still going to bed in 5 minutes!

I'm quite sure there's more. These are the ones that came to mind right after I said #3.


Anonymous said...

Dude. What IS it with kids and ketchup. And how dare you let them ruin the world's best food!


TD said...

I had two choices: provide ketchup with pizza, or listen to endless whining about not providing ketchup. He was just ruining a Tony's frozen--not like it was Pizzaria Uno or anything. For the sake of my own sanity, I let him ruin it. And I have no idea what it is with kids and ketchup, but I have four ketchup addicts, and one who also has a Ranch dressing habit (he combines the two--ick).